Short Jokes
New Boots!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to New Mexico.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
News Item
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
[ more... ]Snow joke!
Two snowmen walking down the road....
[ more... ]World Origami Championships
Setanta has just won the rights to broadcast the World Origami Championships...
Questions NOT to ask at the job interview
Questions NOT to ask at the job interview:
[ more... ]Peanuts
A man walked into a bar and starting hearing voices behind him saying
"Oh,dosn't that coloured Jacket suit him",
"Oh he's so handsome."
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter.
[ more... ]I Can't Feel My Legs
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!”
[ more... ]Whats ET Short For?
Whats ET short for?
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