September 2008
John Motson Quotes
"And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction"
"Nearly all the Brazilian supporters are wearing yellow shirts - it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour"
[ more... ]10 Blondes and a Red Head
11 women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a red head.
Sydney Radio - This Is A Corker
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
Terry Pratchett Quotes
Terence David John Pratchett, OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English [2] fantasy, science fiction, and children's author. He is best known for his popular and long-running Discworld series of comic fantasy novels.
Pratchett was the UK's best-selling author of the 1990s,[4][5] and as of December 2007 has sold more than 55 million books worldwide,[6] with translations made in 33 languages.